This weekend, my 4-year old and I were in the garage when he suddenly started crying out in pain. I went over to him, and he held out a spray can of “Deep Woods Off” insect repellant while screaming "I sprayed this in my eyes!"
We rushed him into the house, rinsed his eyes with water, then dried him off. After a few minutes, the tears stopped falling, he looked up and said calmly to my wife and I, "Remind me not to do that again."